Countdown to Christmas 6

On the sixth day of Christmas...

Silly me. I thought it was safe to go shopping for normal presents for normal people. I should have known my ex would make bail.

On the sixth day of Christmas My True Love gave to me,
Six geese a laying...

Not the geese. Just the eggs. All over my front porch. My new detective friend said they couldn't do DNA testing, but I bet six geese a laying were involved. I'm a little worried about tomorrow.