Someday I'm going to murder someone on Black Friday... only on paper of course. Maybe I'll call it...
DEADLY SALE...

Speaking of the divine, one of his crazier reports was of a guy shouting "METATRON: THE ANGEL HAS RISEN" (by Laurence St. John) and a woman swearing she saw an ancient Egyptian named ASENATH (by Anna Patricio). He would have like to have seen the Viking appear along with ROWENA THROUGH THE WALL (by Melodie Campbell), but was glad he wasn't around for the guy who complained of hearing WHALE SONG (by Cheryl Kaye Tardif) and could he get the police to tell them to be quiet.
One report that looked loony turned out to be art theft. LANCELOT'S LADY (by Cherish D'Angelo) was stolen from a downtown gallery along with CHILDREN OF THE FOG (by Cheryl Kaye Tardif), and a diptych called SOUL AND SHADOW/ FIRE AND SHADOW (by Susan J. McLeod). Some out of town PI named HUDSON CATALINA (by Linda Merlino) was already on the case.
The SEVENTH FIRE (by Catherine Astolfo) set this week was only peripherally his problem. Arson was the Fire Department's bailiwick unless there was a VICTIM (by Catherine Astolfo) found in the ashes.
And of course there was murder. THE BRIDGEMAN (by Catherine Astolfo) was found down THE RIVER (by Cheryl Kaye Tardif) near an inn called SAFE HARBOR (by Rosemary McCracken). As usual, his detectives were turning up SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET (by Cheryl Kaye Tardif). A LEGACY (by Catherine Astolfo) was involved - no doubt a DEADLY LEGACY (by Alison Bruce).

Awesome, Alison! Right on. I didn't see one FATAL ERROR in your vignette. (Not that I'm complaining. Just bragging up your accuracy!lol)
ReplyDeleteI would have had someone make a FATAL ERROR if it had been on the list. It probably would have been made by a gang known as THE TRAZ.
DeleteVery clever, Alison. Thank you for including so many of your fellow Imajineers. This is cute. You put a lot of work into this blog and it shows. Must have had at least two pots of coffee to fuel the creative fires...
ReplyDeleteI included all the books on sale this weekend. WHITE HEAVEN WOMAN only knows what I would have done if everyone listed their books. For instance, how do I get a Canadian police chief of Norse heritage to drop UNDER A TEXAS STAR into a conversation?
DeleteWOW!! This is brilliant, Ali! Well done!! lol
ReplyDeleteThanks Cheryl. It was a fun challenge.
DeleteLove it! tweeting...Mel
ReplyDeleteNo DEAD MAN`S HAND... :)
ReplyDeleteOh, I see it was just for books on sale...my bad.
ReplyDeleteNext time Luke. Thorsen can look forward to the monthly poker game and we'll take it from there,
DeleteYou are amazing, Alison! Wickedly clever woman you are, brilliant writer too.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, clever! i LOVE it!!!
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